cast of characters

	Stoopid Our hero, our namesake, the everyman. He has been said to resemble an eraser.
	Ginger Stoopid's girlfriend. She has a sharp wit and unpredictable hair.
	NuqneH A Klingon sprung fully armed from Stoopid's brain. NuqneH means "What do you want?!" in Klingon.
	Buddy Their scruffy friend from Kentucky. He enjoys forms of politeness other people haven't even heard of.
	Grim Buddy's odd couple roommate. He enjoys insulting people, eating babies, and raising the dead.
	Thumb A demon. From Hell. Grim summoned him to eat the world, but he got full after Anaheim.
	Frizzette Ginger's friend. She likes soy lattes, foreign films, and professional wrestling.
	Sunny Stoopid's sister. She's blonde.
	Ladybug Stoopid's other sister. She is NOT blonde.
	Steve A childhood friend of Stoopid's, Steve has style, wit, and a normal human-type name.
	Petstore Dave Since neither Ginger or Stoopid actually purchased a pet, this amusing character will sadly never reappear.