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Stoopid sez: Good day and welcome. My name is Geof, you? .... Ok... I'm beginning to see how this blog thing works. I type and you read, no two-ways about it, no back and forth, just my unending stream of verbage. That's all right with me, though I still need a way to address you. "Audience" is too long a word for my chubby fingers to type again and again, and I thus deem it impure as well. So let's derive a more namely (namish? name-like?) name, from that bilious, unclean word that accurately describes you. Audrey... how is that? Men try not to take much offense. I would prefer a more gender neutral name, but I am at a loss for one that so closely resembles that untypable word from before. Discuss amongst yourself for a moment... no objections? Great. Henceforward you shall be referred to as Audrey. This is our comic. We hope you like it and think it is as brilliant as we do. This blog, on the other hand, I believe will truly live up to our name. I am very self conscious, and apologize for not scoring 800 on my verbal SATs and yet still having the gall to blog in public. I tri 2 wryte gud.